Gene @ glastonbury 95

Martin rossiter has been on the site for one hour and is on his first lager. Matt James has been here all weekend and has had a few beers and a little spiff.

Martin: (in denim jacket and 'old-school' trainers): No, I haven't taken any drugs. And, yes, I am looking a little casual--my Glastonbury clothes, you could say. The British abroad look.

Matt: I used to come here every year, camping, I've got a hotel room this year--we got the Stone Roses' rooms when they cancelled.

Martin : I've never been before, I did once go to very pleasant summer fete. The highlight was the obligatory display from the police dog team. They were doing a combined display with the police motocycle team and falling, actually, because, it all ended with a quite horrific crash.

people have been playing football. have they? That must have been nice. Yes, I'm a good footballer. At school i was known as Paolo Rossiter. I may not have a beautiful face but i do have beautiful feet. My main strengths are spped, brute force, and ball dexterity. 

Matt: Martin is the dirtiest footballer I've ever seen.

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Martin: We're playing at the same time as Simple Minds. No, I don't know if I'll manage any Welsh regalia to match Jim Kerr's Celtic look. Obviously, Welsh women have those smocks and the nice fezstyled hats, but I don't think there is a male Welsh national costume. I'll make do with my Welsh-dragon underpants.

I haven't been doing anything particularly Druidic. I had a bath, does that count? When I worked at Our Price in Watford, there was one customer who'd cahnged his name to Tree by deedpoll. He would come in and ask for obscure Petal Gabriel outtake albums. But, as I did most of the product-ordering, obviously we never had them in stock